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Thank you.
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- Who's that? - It's my stepmom.
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I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here.
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- She died two years ago. - Really? I'm sorry.
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My dad remarried last year. That's Francy.
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You see that unholy abomination on her head?
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- Yeah. - It's a wig.
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Is it?
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She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her.
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Lost all her hair.
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I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch.
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- I'm buzzed. You? - Yeah, kind of.