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Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews.
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Fuck that!
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You know, you don't deserve to date Joel!
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I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole!
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What do you, like, hate gay people, too?
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Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend.
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Bam! Child's play.
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Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight.
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-You're what?
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This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime.
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What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em.
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I am. I am.