It was a print AD for Cartier.

卡地亚的平面广告
I was their go-to Santa.

我是他们最好的圣诞老人
You know, this year they wanted to go more warm and cuddly.

知道吗今年他们想要更和气更可爱的圣诞老人
Well, look at me. I-I'm warm. I'm cuddly.

看看我我很和气也很可爱
But, no. They chose Edmund.

但是不他们选择了艾德蒙德
So, yeah, I drank too much peppermint schnapps

没错我是喝了不少薄荷杜松子酒
and went over to his place and popped off.

去到他的公寓怒气冲冲地胡说
I'm not proud of it,

我也很惭愧
but that was all I did.

但仅此而已
Did you see him again after that?

之后你有见过他吗
No. You have to understand,

没有你们得理解
when I first met Edmund five years ago,

五年前当我第一次遇到艾德蒙德