I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you...

我就劈了一次我还告诉你了你却
You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something.

你觉得我是那种悲惨的白痴吧
You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot.

你不是可怜的白痴我才是白痴
Yeah, that's right.

对没错
Shit.

妈的
I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils.

我是冠军将战利品赠与胜利者
-Here you go. -What? What is this?

-给 -这是什么
-Is it a banana? -It's a banana with eyes.

-是个香蕉吗 -是长着眼睛的香蕉
I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy.

嘉年华小屁孩如果我是你我就好好说话
What's up?

怎么啦
I mean...

我是说
I actually feel sorry for them, you know.

其实我挺为他们难过