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It is a miracle, and I can prove it.
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You put yourself on camera?
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Otherwise, the cultists could falsely accuse me of trespassing.
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And, no, you can't have it.
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Ma'am, we can get a warrant,
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or you can console yourself with the possibility
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that by viewing your holy works,
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that sinner will find his way to the lord.
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And we are very sorry for your grievous loss.
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Oh, screw it.
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By the power vested in me by the state of Oregon...
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...I'm confiscating this evidence.