I need to check on the boys.

我想去检查下蛋弟弟
See if they're girls.

怕都变蛋花妹了
How do you not know the name of the guy you're intimate with?

你怎么能不知道"亲密"对象的名字呢
"Intimate"?

亲密咧
Max, there are certain things you have to know

麦克斯在你跟一名男性
about the guy you're engaging in sexual congress with.

发生性爱关系前你得对他有一定认识啊
Only you can make sex boring.

只有你能把打炮弄得无聊
Well, not too bad.

不算太惨
One's okay and the other one left on crutches.

一颗没事另一颗得坐轮椅了
Later.

先走啦
Sebastian, wait.

塞巴斯安等等
This is Max Black.

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