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Hey is that a new shirt, Earl?
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Why, yes it is, Max. I just got it in 1987.
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Oh, great! Look at this text.
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It's from the guy whose sperm count you lowered.
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His name is Sebastian.
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Oh, he's inviting you to come see him DJ.
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Oh, damn it! I told you I didn't wanna know anything about him,
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and now I know he's a DJ.
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Which means he unemployed, so points for that.
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So what are you gonna text him back?
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Nothing!
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The only back-and-forth I want from this guy