来自《打工姐妹花 第4季 第2集 第2集》

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  It's from the guy whose sperm count you lowered.
  来自精虫数量被你降低的仁兄
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  His name is Sebastian.
  他叫塞巴斯安
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  Oh, he's inviting you to come see him DJ.
  他邀请你去看他打碟呢
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  Oh, damn it! I told you I didn't wanna know anything about him,
  妈的 我就告诉你我不想认识他
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  and now I know he's a DJ.
  现在我知道他是个DJ了
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  Which means he unemployed, so points for that.
  等于他是个无业游民 这倒是加分点
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  So what are you gonna text him back?
  你打算怎么回复他
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  Nothing!
  不回
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  The only back-and-forth I want from this guy
  我跟他唯一会"来回"的不是短信
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  is on his back and for the fourth time.
  而是他"来"躺下面 我"回"上面爽四次
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  The best sex is secret sex.
  秘密性爱才是最棒的性爱
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  Then maybe don't talk about it while I'm eating.
  是"秘密"就不要在我吃饭的时候说