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and now I know he's a DJ.
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Which means he unemployed, so points for that.
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So what are you gonna text him back?
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Nothing!
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The only back-and-forth I want from this guy
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is on his back and for the fourth time.
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The best sex is secret sex.
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Then maybe don't talk about it while I'm eating.
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Well, I have a sexy secret.
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A crush on a girl.
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Oleg, we all know it's me.
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That sweat-pant salute never lies.