来自《打工姐妹花 第4季 第2集 第2集》

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  "Oh, no you didn't."
  "你特么在逗我吗"
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  Hey, I wasn't sure if it was too late to come by
  我本来不确定会不会打扰你们睡觉
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  but the Ouija board said, "Go ahead, the girls are up!"
  但是我的碟仙板指示"去吧 她们还没睡"
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  You use that?
  你信这个啊
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  The only spirit I listen to is 2-buck-chuck,
  我唯一信的仙 是廉价酒中仙
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  and he mostly tells me to take my top off.
  而这色老头总是叫我脱掉上衣
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  Yeah, Ouija helps me make all my big decisions.
  碟仙帮助我做了很多重大决定
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  Like coming to America,
  比如来美国
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  adopting a Chinese orphan,
  收养一个中国孤儿
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  and leaving a Chinese orphan at the fire station.
  以及把那中国孤儿丢到消防局
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  Those boards are creepy.
  这东西超诡异
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  you never know what you're inviting in.
  你永远不知道请到的是仙是鬼