How about half of someone?

找"半个人"顶替你行吗
Can I help you, Miss?

需要帮忙吗小姐
Max?

麦克斯
What are you doing?

你这是干什么
I'm thirsty, broke,

口渴难耐家财散尽
and they cut me off at the free lemonade.

试喝柠檬水的人也不许我再喝了
What are you doing?

你又在干什么
Well, two dudes were getting it on in the family restroom, so...

两男的抢先在亲子厕所里开搞了所以...
Where's Sebastian?

塞巴斯安呢
Who?

谁啊
Oh, milk. Bottom shelf.

他啊架子下面放牛奶那
What's up?

你好啊