Your girlfriend is a hellcat.

你的女朋友真带劲儿啊
Yeah, well, she's not my girlfriend.

是啊不过她不是我女朋友
She too much woman for you?

她对你来说太彪悍了吗
So why are you guys robbing this bank?

那你们为什么要抢这家银行呢
Sutton's law.

萨顿原则
When asked why he robbed banks, Willie Sutton famously replied,

当被问及为何抢银行时威利·萨顿回答道
"Because that's where the money is."

"银行有钱"
Except Willie Sutton never said that.

只不过威利·萨顿从来没这么说过
It was a reporter who made up that quote.

只不过是个记者编造了这么一句话
You see, writers-- we're really good.

你知道我们作家就是这么厉害
Alternate reality to the fake narrative.

将事实变得神乎其神
And the story I see you guys spinning here

在我看来你们现在的所作所为