I can't even believe that you're keeping score.

我真不敢相信你居然还计分
And secondly, there is no way that you've saved my life

其次不可能你救我的次数
more than I have yours.

多于我救你
Nine? Please.

九次拜托
Well, let's review, shall we?

那我们来回想一下吧
The first time, I distracted that mad gunman

第一次我用香槟酒瓶
with the Champagne bottle.

引开疯狂枪手的注意
And, yes, that was a save. Even you admitted it.

没错那算救你你承认了
Second time, the, um, serial killer

第二次连环杀手
who put a bomb in your kitchen while you were taking a shower.

趁你洗澡的时候在你厨房里放了个炸弹
- I had to brave hellish flames... - Sit, sit.

-我穿越地狱般的烈火... -坐下坐下
to pull you out of your bathtub.

救你于澡盆之中