Earl, do you think this is a good time to have a sponge bath...

厄尔你觉得现在让人帮你"擦澡"合适吗
I mean, in your condition?

就你这虚弱的小心肝
Max, when they look like that,

麦克斯当护士长这样时
there's never a bad time for a sponge bath.

擦澡没有合不合适只有爽不爽
- So are you doing okay now? - Pretty good.

-那你现在没事咯 -好得很
The doctor said it was a mild one,

医生说这次是轻微的
but I'm going to have to stay here a couple nights.

但我得留院观察几个晚上
Could you find out how much extra for me

你能帮我问问自己住一间
to get my own room?

要加多少钱吗
A private room?

单人房吗
The last time I was in one of these places,

上次我睡在这种集体病房时
the guy in the bed next to me thought he was a parrot

我隔壁床的家伙以为自己是鹦鹉