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- Did you two have sex? - No.
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Sweet, that's what you can offer him for the room.
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That's amazing.
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Someone found a florist that delivers after midnight.
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That's not so amazing.
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I know a guy named "Sticky Icky" Ricky
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who delivers exclusively after midnight.
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You know, I just realized this is the first Valentine's Day
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I won't get flowers from my father.
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Aw, that's cute, with a big old side of creepy.
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No, it's sweet.
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Every year from the time I was a baby,