来自《临终千言 第0集》

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  This is a beautiful tree, my friend.
  这棵树真好看
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  Please, tell me why you would plant a tree
  说说你为什么要在庭院中间
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  right in the middle of the patio.
  种棵树
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  I no plant the tree.
  这棵树不是我种的
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  You no plant the tree?
  不是你种的?
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  I've been here all day fixing the sprinkler.
  我一整天都在修洒水器
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  I coming back to pick up my things
  我回来拿我的东西
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  and, boom, it's a tree here.
  然后 嘣 就有棵树在这了
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  "Boom, it's a tree here"?
  "嘣"然后就有树在这了?
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  Boom.
  嘣
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  Hey, this is that tree that bit me.
  嘿 这是那棵咬我的树
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  Why the hell would he send me something like this?
  为什么他送这个东西?