来自《临终千言 第0集》

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  Boom.
  嘣
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  Hey, this is that tree that bit me.
  嘿 这是那棵咬我的树
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  Why the hell would he send me something like this?
  为什么他送这个东西?
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  What, is this a joke or something?
  开玩笑还是怎么地?
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  He must think it's a gift.
  他只是觉得这是个礼物
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  Well, now I'm stuck with this goddamned thing?
  我被这该死的东西盯上了?
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  I was gonna just send him a nice wine or, you know,
  我要送他一瓶美酒
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  a Harry and David's Fruit of the Month.
  或者每个月一个水果篮
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  Or a massage. Or Mrs. Fields cookies.
  或者给他按摩 或者送饼干
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  Exactly.
  对
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  You want me to get rid of it?
  需要我把它处理掉吗?
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  No, I gotta make nice. I'll keep it. This is my tree now.
  不用 我要做好人 留着 它现在是我的树了