来自《废柴联盟 第4季 第5集 第5集》

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  Enough. Amateur hour is over.
  够了 该整点实际的了
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  I'm going in there, pretend to break a hip,
  我要冲进去 假装摔坏屁股
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  and we'll be sipping sambuca at Skeepers in no time.
  之后咱就去"斯基普"痛饮甜酒 妥妥的
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  Whoa. He tripped on the rug.
  他被地毯绊倒了
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  Wait, now he's getting up.
  等下 他站起来了
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  He's walking around dazed like he's got a head injury.
  他跌跌撞撞地到处乱走 好像撞到头一样
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  Oh, groin into the corner of the table.
  裆部正中桌子角
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  This might actually work.
  他有可能成功
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  Wait, wait, why are people laughing?
  等等 为什么他们在笑
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  Let's see, I need a broom, a rake, or two rakes--
  我想想 我要扫帚 耙子 俩耙子
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  Pierce, you were supposed to pretend to injure yourself
  皮尔斯 你应该假装自己受伤
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  so we could leave.
  好让我们脱身