Oh, dear God, this is happening,

天啊这种事真的发生了
where I talk and the person is behind...

我说某些人的时候他们就站在
me.

我背后
The origin of "nice"

"友善"这个词起源于
is 12th century middle English, meaning foolish or stupid.

12世纪的英国中部意思是又傻又蠢
I hope you're referring to the modern use of the adjective.

我希望你说的是现代英语中"友善"的意思
You must be Penelope.

你一定就是佩妮洛普
I'm Alex Blake.

我是艾丽克斯·布莱克
Nice to meet you.

很高兴见到你
Really, actually nice in the nicest of ways nice.

这里是真的很高兴的那种高兴
I'm Derek Morgan.

我是德里克·摩根
Welcome back.

欢迎回来