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- Do you know this gentleman? - No.
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You just wanted to sit next to him?
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Er no, it was because he asked.
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He asked to sit next to you?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we've been made privy to a very romantic story.
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Why don't I sit down?
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Of course, the question uppermost in all of your minds is,
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why the split between Mr Asquith and Mr Lloyd George?
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Because a divided party spells electoral defeat.
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Well, can I say this?
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It doesn't have to.