来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第13集 第13集》

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  - for the premen/postfem/ex mark. - Who are you?
  -等待名单上 -你谁啊你
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  Gang, meet Greendale's newest student, Subway.
  大伙 这是格林德尔的新同学赛百味
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  Your name is Subway?
  你叫赛百味
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  Yep, using a groundbreaking but surprisingly legal process
  对 通过一项开天辟地震惊世界的法律手续
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  known as corpohumanization, real people such as myself
  即公司拟人化 有血有肉的真人如我
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  are now allowed to represent the collective humanity
  现在获准可以作为企业老板的
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  of business owners.
  集成拟人代表
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  I have contractually waived my birth identity
  我签约废弃了出生时的身份
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  and am now a man and student named...
  现在是一名人类 身份是学生 名为
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  Subway.
  赛百味
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  I don't believe this.
  难以置信
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  Come on, Subway, there is no way you're 5'10".
  拜托赛百味 你怎么可能只有1米78