You're a human puppet with big sandwich's hand up your ass.

你不就是任由三明治巨头摆布的傀儡布偶嘛
Is this what you dreamt of being?

难道你希望生活就这样吗
Unfortunately I'm not allowed to discuss my former life

不好意思我不能谈以前的生活
or engage in any nonplatonic relations,

不能发展什么柏拉图爱情
practice religion in public,

不能公开表明宗教信仰
or eat any nonfresh, unhealthy food like that

也不能吃除赛百味以外其他
found anywhere outside Subway.

不健康也不新鲜的东西
Why are you getting all that?

你说这些干嘛
I wanted to stand next to you for a moment.

我想在你身边多停留几秒
It was worth it.

因为它珍贵
Like a good book by Orwell or a veggie delite.

就像奥威尔的书还有新鲜蔬菜三明治
Is that you, Subway?

是你吗赛百味