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started by Mrs. Bennetter and Mr. Hawthorne?
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Yes.
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And what sandwich would you order from Shirley's Sandwiches ?
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The only one I can, the helen of soy with no mayo.
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- Helen of soy. - Are you aware that in order
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to save money, Shirley stopped using real tofu
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and replaced it with a midwestern tofu substitute
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called "Meatfu"?
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Oh, my god!
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It's still not actually meat...legally.
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You have never respected anything that I hold sacred!
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- I'm sorry! - Shirley, did you know