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I waved a wrench in the face of a crooked mechanic
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to get my car back.
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It was stupid, yes, but I'm not a thief.
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Then why the pseudonym?
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Because the state
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doesn't allow felons to be ordained ministers for ten years--
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way too long to deny my calling.
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Calling? Is that what it is?
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Are you married?
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I am.
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It's... special.
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Isn't it?