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Man, I haven't seen this much hatred
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toward brown and black since the '50s.
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Anyway, I wanted you to hear it from me first,
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because she's about to go on Piers Morgan live,
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and she can say whatever she wants.
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No, she can't, because I'll be there to refute her lies.
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I'll defend you with dignity and class
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and my new lipstick I just found on the subway.
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Wow, Piers Morgan. That dude's legit.
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He's got a show, he's got Piers 1 Imports.
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I don't know what I'd do without you, princess.
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You're the only person I can trust.