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"Can you hook me up with a discount at Piers 1 Imports?"
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Hey, you know, they'll probably come to you one day
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and want a tell-all book.
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Remember, we already have chapter one, "Sleep farts."
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Chapter two: "My new stepmom Max."
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Max, am I gonna have to defend my father forever?
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Probably, but don't worry,
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- I'll be there to help. - Thank you.
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'cause it's a wife's job to defend her husband.
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It makes me sad to think he's gonna be in prison
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for the rest of his life.
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Don't think of it like that. He's not just in prison.