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Mom, Danny's an adult. Just tell him the truth.
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We're Wheelers. We can handle it.
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Really, Ben?
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You want the truth?
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Okay.
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You never sold one tube of wrapping paper.
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Your lemonade stand sucked.
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And when you finally graduated from junior high,
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it wasn't because you were good at math.
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It was because I was good at flirting.
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I lie to you boys to protect you.
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It's called being a parent. Okay, get used to it.