来自《少男老爸 第3季 第3集 第3集》

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  Really, Ben?
  真的吗 本
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  You want the truth?
  你想知道真相吗
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  Okay.
  好吧
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  You never sold one tube of wrapping paper.
  其实你之前连一管卷纸也没卖出去
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  Your lemonade stand sucked.
  你摆摊卖柠檬水也搞砸了
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  And when you finally graduated from junior high,
  你最后终于得以初中毕业
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  it wasn't because you were good at math.
  不是因为你数学学的好
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  It was because I was good at flirting.
  而是因为我会勾引男人
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  I lie to you boys to protect you.
  我骗你们是为了保护你们
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  It's called being a parent. Okay, get used to it.
  做父母的都是这样 你就习惯吧
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  *It's amazing how the unexpected*
  *人生妙无边 惊喜无极限*
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  *can take your life and change directions.*
  *劝君莫等闲 雌雄随我愿*