that your whole cockamamie scheme just went blooey.

谁让你那个鬼点子行不通呢
Zaidenweber.

扎登韦伯
It's a little late to apologise now.

现在道歉有点晚了吧
How could he? Zaidenweber.

怎么会这样扎登韦伯
The man is a...

那家伙是个...
Albeit admittedly he knows his way around the Walloons.

无可否认他的确是个瓦隆派行家
But when it comes to the Impressionists, the man is a hopeless ignoramus.

但说到印象派那家伙完全是个门外汉
This would be comical if it weren't actually dangerous.

要不是情况危急其实这还挺搞笑的
I refer not just to my nose,

我不仅是指我的鼻子
which this time I fear may be well and truly broken.

这回我的鼻梁恐怕真的被打断了
Well, perhaps since our little caper is far from over,

既然我们的小把戏还遥遥无期
perhaps we should consider removing the cartilage.

也许你真该考虑摘除鼻软骨了