Albeit admittedly he knows his way around the Walloons.

无可否认他的确是个瓦隆派行家
But when it comes to the Impressionists, the man is a hopeless ignoramus.

但说到印象派那家伙完全是个门外汉
This would be comical if it weren't actually dangerous.

要不是情况危急其实这还挺搞笑的
I refer not just to my nose,

我不仅是指我的鼻子
which this time I fear may be well and truly broken.

这回我的鼻梁恐怕真的被打断了
Well, perhaps since our little caper is far from over,

既然我们的小把戏还遥遥无期
perhaps we should consider removing the cartilage.

也许你真该考虑摘除鼻软骨了
Don't be an ass. I'm hardly likely to be hit in the face a third time.

别说混话我不可能连续三次被人打脸
That was the third time, sir.

这已经是第三次了先生
This isn't a maths class.

这又不是数学课
The ponit is, what are we going to do about Zaidenweber who,

问题是我们该拿扎登韦伯怎么办
once hired on, is not going to authenticate our dumb old hay painting?

他是不会帮我们给烂草画作伪证的