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- Good evening. - Good evening, sir.
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What can we do for you?
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Well, I'm checking my friend out, I'm sorry to say.
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This is a lovely room. She's quite enjoyed her stay.
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But the fact of the matter is
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I can authorise no further payments against my credit card.
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So it looks that we're going to have to throw her out on her ear.
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- Actually, sir. - Give her the old heave-ho.
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Bags packed, out on the pavement.
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Actually, sir, those charges have been assumed
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as of 4:17 this afternoon by another party.
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In fact, I believe she has been moved up to a senior suite.