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Good morning, Lieutenant.
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Detective Almond. Now, you're a religious man.
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Is it true suicides you go straight to hell?
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Is it true that cigars turn your lungs to Chernobyl?
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I'm a rich, white senator's pretty-boy son.
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I get up before dawn in the pouring rain,
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and I hang myself from a bridge.
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Why?
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'Cause I got manhood issues.
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Detectives!
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I have some preliminary forensic thoughts to share
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if you would care to ascend.