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Son, I've been a coach --
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real football, not bocce-ball soccer --
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and I'm telling you to get back into school.
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Get back on that team, and prove to those boys --
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no, more important -- prove to yourself
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that you aren't in any way diminished as a man.
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And I got black balls, son.
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Not any kind of handicap.
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Portland's got more strippers per capita than Bangkok.
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Half of them got to be named Cassandra.
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I personally know three strippers named Cassandra.
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We used to use them as ring girls