This chess set is worth $20,000,

这套棋具值两万美元
And some of these other pieces are worth a fortune.

这里的其他家具也价值不菲
I let my decorator store a bunch of his frou-frou crap here.

我让装修设计师放了一大堆他喜欢的装饰品
I was hoping you were very naughty.

我还以为你很不正经呢
I can't have sex with you.

我不能和你上床
Because your poor health gives you plumbing problems.

因为你的健康问题你没办法雄起吗
No. No.

不不是
You know I'm a civilian employee,

你知道我是个文职雇员吧
so there are no police rules about fraternization, right?

警察在交际方面的规定对我不起作用
That's not why I asked you here.

这不是我把你叫过来的原因
Read that.

读一下
Dr. Deb prescribed you a friend?

戴比医生要求你去交朋友