I met her in my marketing class.

我是在市场营销课上认识她的
And I'm taking Doreen to Annie's mixer tonight.

今晚我要带多琳去参加安妮的交谊会
You mean the STD Fair. Catch knowledge.

你是说性传染病展会套住知识
Taking a call girl to an STD Fair.

带应召女郎去性传染病展会
There's a joke here.

有笑料
So, Jeff, dust off that black book and rustle up a honey, huh?

所以杰夫掸掉通讯簿上的灰尘选个女伴一起去吧
Is there a pill that makes the word "no" clearer?

有没有种药吃了让人能更清楚地听到"拒绝"二字
Well, I guess it is pretty short notice,

好吧也许时间太过仓促
probably couldn't get a date anyway.

你大概也找不到女伴
I'm sure you're right.

还真让你猜对了
Maybe it has something to do with crabs.

也许这跟螃蟹有关[有阴虱的意思]
They're like a food, but they're also a disease.

是种食物又是种疾病