来自《废柴联盟 第1季 第11集 第11集》

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  Real... whatchamacallits... are nothing like bananas!
  真正的 那个什么 怎么能和香蕉一样
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  Are they?
  是一样吗
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  Have you never seen one?
  你没见识过吗
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  - Shh! - Annie...
  -嘘 -安妮
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  Being a virgin in this day and age
  现在这种年代保持童贞
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  is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.
  是值得骄傲的事儿啊 你就像独角兽一样珍贵
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  I am not a unicorn.
  我才不是什么独角兽呢
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  I had relations with my high school boyfriend.
  我和高中男友发生过关系
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  We did it to Madonna's "Erotica"
  有麦当娜的《色情》做伴奏
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  on the floor of his walk-in closet.
  在他的衣帽间地板上做的
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  But he wouldn't let me look at it.
  但他不让我看那个关键部位
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  And he cried after. And during.
  做完他就哭了 做时也在哭