Oh, that umbilical soup got me, Mom. Got me real bad.

刚从脐带给我灌的汤有问题好疼妈妈
Rub my tummy?

能给我揉揉肚子吗
Mine, too.

我也要
Oh, my poor baby.

我可怜的小宝贝
It's wonderful.

太感人了
A mother's instinct at its most primal level!

这是母亲最原始的本能释放啊
Come, other mothers, come and see!

快来妈妈们快来看看
Mommy's gonna make you all better.

妈妈会让你好起来的
Well, this mommy's gonna make you all better first.

妈妈会让你好得比他快的
Now! Ha!

闪
- What the hell's going on? - Uh, what are... what are you doing?

-这是在搞什么 -你们在干嘛
You fell for the oldest trick in the book.

你们中了有史以来最老掉牙的计