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Dad, please just--
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I'm allergic to latex and birth control pills.
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Not helping, babe.
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Seriously?
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Feet off the furniture,
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and pick up all this kettle corn that you spilled.
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With your hands, not your mouth vacuum.
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And the easiest thing-- drinks go on coasters.
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Quick hypothetical--what if I was to tell you that I'm a man,
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And I can put my drink down wherever the hell I want?
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Stupid hypothetical.
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You know what it's like to have no say in your own home?