来自《熟女镇 第1季 第21集 第21集》

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  And the easiest thing-- drinks go on coasters.
  还有最基础的 水杯要放在杯垫上
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  Quick hypothetical--what if I was to tell you that I'm a man,
  假设一下 如果我告诉你我是个男人
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  And I can put my drink down wherever the hell I want?
  我想把杯子放在哪就放在哪
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  Stupid hypothetical.
  愚蠢的假设
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  You know what it's like to have no say in your own home?
  你们知道在自己家没有发言权是什么感觉吗
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  We both live alone. We can do whatever we want.
  我们都是单身 可以想干嘛就干嘛
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  I can put on my old jeans from high school
  如果我愿意 还可以穿上高中的牛仔裤
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  and rock out to Enya if I want to.
  随着恩雅的歌乱蹦
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  That's... Really specific.
  这也 太特别了
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  When my wife was around, the only time
  我老婆还在的时候
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  I had the place to myself was after she went to bed.
  只有当她入睡以后家里才是我的地盘
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  And I'd wander around in my underwear and cowboy hat.
  可以穿着内裤到处晃 戴着牛仔帽