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So what are the rules? Are we just talking stitch counts,
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or we going full on with like broken ribs,
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pistol whips, concussions?
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- You weren't kidding. - Told you.
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Well, why don't we start with the most recent.
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Guy hit me in the arm. Same guy hit me twice in the chest,
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but I was wearing my vest, so I only ended up getting welts.
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You see, these idiots,
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they think they can beat me, but they can't,
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so they at least try to hurt me, you know?
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What else? Oh, let's not forget
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when I got blindsided and thrown out a window.