I could've been thinking about getting into a motorcycle accident...

我本可以想象着我骑摩托车被撞了
with an alien.

被外星人撞了
He just goes from being taken advantage of one girl

他被女孩子们利用
to the next to the next to the next.

接二连三
Okay... shoot! There goes all his money.

糟糕他又失去了所有的钱
And then he's literally getting shipped off in a crate.

然后他又差点被装在箱子里运走
You gonna put me in a box?

你要把我放箱子里吗
By the end of the finale, he is finally able to say,

剧终季到了尾声他终于能讲出
"This is what I want. This is who I am."

"这就是我想要的我就是这样的人"
Adrianna's really into Adrianna,

阿德里安娜很自恋
which is always funny to me.

我觉得挺有意思的
You know, I am...

你知道的我