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Wait.
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Maybe we don't even need your father.
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We are white,
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which according to the last presidential election,
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is the new minority.
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So now all we need is a letter of recommendation
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from someone who owns another start-up business.
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I was thinking of a recommendation
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from Candy Andy's Sweets and Treats.
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I've already written it, so he just has to sign it.
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Will you ask Andy? I can't, he's my ex.
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And I'm saving up my favor