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This has more lies than my Okcupid profile.
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Don't be a bitch. Just sign it.
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That one's on me, girls.
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If I sign this, it's lying.
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I could get deported.
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And I'm one home inspection away from a poodle adoption.
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A poodle? That's cool.
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You can share sweaters.
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Hurry up, bitch.
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The deadline to mail that is tonight.
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Well, if you just wanted to steamroll someone,
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why didn't you get your boyfriend, Andy, to sign it?