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he's gonna be the only man in my life.
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I can't believe you blew $10 on a psychic.
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Why didn't you just buy a Skinnygirl margarita
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like all the other lonely white chicks?
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I spent $50.
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I bought a crystal that protects me from bad juju.
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Hey! There's no reason to get anti-semitic.
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You spent money on crystal you can't snort?
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What is wrong with you?
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I freaked out. I didn't want it to be true.
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Is it true, Max?
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Am I never gonna find love?