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Tell you what.
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I'll lift both curses for 50,
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or else your whole life
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will come crashing down all around you.
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The only way I'm giving a strange woman 50 bucks
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is if I'm walking out of here with a genital piercing.
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I do that as well.
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Don't believe in curses, never have.
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Not since Jennifer Martin told me
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I was going to hell for sleeping with her boyfriend.
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But I didn't.
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I just ended up going to homecoming with him.