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Lucky bastard.
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He probably gets a child's discount.
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Max, look. The future's already happening.
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Even in Han's letter, I'm alone.
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The only chance for a love life I have now
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is going halfsies on a hooker with Han.
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We have to reverse the curse now.
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News flash: everybody is cursed.
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You lost your money last year.
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Literally nothing good has ever happened to me.
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Han hasn't grown since the fourth grade.
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Oleg's toenails look like Fritos.