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- Mention it? - When we went for margaritas that night
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and we all kind of told each other
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about our husbands'... accomplishments,
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How come you never told us
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you were sleeping with Tommy tripod?
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Tommy tripod? How many more of these do you have?
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Six.
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I'm serious.
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You were so tight-lipped, that we just assumed
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that Tom was one of those, you know,
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button-on-a-fur-coat kind of guys.
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It's just something I don't care to advertise.