My wife has given herself to another man.

我的老婆跟了别的男人
Hey, your wife has given you a pass.

这是她给你的通行证
You're now free to go out and mount whomever you want wish to.

你现在想和哪个女人上床都可以
If he's been doing more mounting,

如果他和老婆上床的次数够多的话
he wouldn't be in this situation.

就不会落到这步田地了
You think that my wife is unfaithful to me

你认为我老婆对我不忠的原因
because I'm not satisfying her?

是我没有满足她的需求吗
Son, while you're wasting your time at the gym or the hospital,

孩子当你在健身房或是医院里浪费时间时
your wife is at home alone, unoccupied.

你老婆一个人在家啥事没有
So, she hired herself a pinch hitter.

于是呢她就找了一个替身
Still can't believe that your missus is taking on new customers.

还是不能相信你老婆另觅新欢了
It's my dream come true.

我美梦成真了