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Uh. That...
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That girl is not classy.
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Do you know how old I was the first time I got really drunk?
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I don't know. 9?
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Ha! Trick question.
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Never been really drunk. I have a monster tolerance.
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The point is
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No dad there is no point to that story.
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All right the completely new thought is
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your mom doesn't want you drinking. Neither do I.
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But you're gonna do what you do
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so here's the deal.