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You accept that
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there would be no Goth Movement without Alice.
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No Trent Reznor, no Marilyn Manson
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not even shitty soft cock rockers
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like Poison or Bon Jovi
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because not only did he introduce macabre theatrics
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into rock, he also invented the power ballad
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with a little song called "Only Women Bleed."
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Okay, I get it.
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I promise I won't kill Alice Cooper.
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Hey, don't even joke about it, Frank.
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Do you realize that he was the first rock star to wear makeup?